there it goes
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.
Im laughing so hard omg
It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
wtf kind of turtle is that
science of tumblr can you please explain this
look at this bird ok